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11 Things Lesbians Are Fed Up of Hearing

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Having been at Lfest and Brighton Pride, we know that some of our customers are lesbians, indeed so is one of GFW Clothing founders. We hope this little piece makes you laugh.

Life as a lesbian sometimes isn't easy. Lez-be-honest. As if 'coming out' wasn't hard enough, we then get bombarded with ridiculous questions. We could be here all day really, but GFW took the liberty in compiling a list of our top 11 things lesbians get asked or told.  

1. "You don't look gay."

I'm sorry, let me practice my entrance again.


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2. "You just haven't met the right guy yet."

Really? REALLY?!


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3. "How did you tell your parents?"

This is not a story you need to know, sunshine.


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4. "But how did you know?"

Didn't you realise they send you a letter these days?


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5. "I bet I could turn you..."

Please don't even try, you will fail.


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6. "How do lesbians have sex?"

I'm just going to leave this here...


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7. "Does that mean you fancy me?"

Just go away


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8. "Which one is the man then?"



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9. "Can I watch?"

Do you always ask such stupid questions?


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10. "Is it really sex though?"

You bet it is.


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11. "I kissed a girl once..."

Well done Katy Perry.



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